Here’s an excerpt from our favorite Springfield sociopathic resident rich man:

Burns: I guess it’s time I explain to these good people, the upcoming Fiscal Cliff. [doom and gloom music]
Think of the economy as a car, and the rich man as the driver. If you don’t give the driver all the money, he will drive you over the cliff. It’s just common sense. Furthermore, rich people feel things more deeply than the common man. [image of Springfield Billionaires Club on election night]

With thanks to Don’t Mess with Taxes and Consumerism Commentary who found this clip first.